The Porpoise

Today I will be reviewing the porpoise

Phocoenidae

 

Overall Appearance:

I love it.

Its the goddamn Mary Kate and Ashley of the sea.

Adorable as shit.

Has human teeth so a little weird. (Little weird = -1)

So damn cute for a huge grey sea cow.

24/25

Strength:

Can carry these roses to me when i am sad. +10

Its plaseantly plump but shakes it like shes <100 lbs.

Could protect me from thugs on a rainy night.

does not have fists (-2 = no fists)

Survival:

Are becoming somewhat endangered.

I guess you can say its PORPOISE in life is to mate!

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IT GETS A goddamn 100/100!!!!!