The Proboscis Monkey

This week I will be reviewing the proboscis monkey:
Nasalis larvatus


Overall appearance:
Just look at that nose.
It has a kinda human face so its really creepy.
Its got like a neck plume of hair.
Its fugly af.
3/25

Strength:
Has to carry that shlong on its face. +5
Can climb from trees.
I wouldnt fight it because it would probably hurt or something.
Can probably rip my face off and wear it.
It eats noses and claims them as its own.
20/25

Survival:
They honk to communicate.
They look like they would honk.
Most do not mate out of embarassment of their faces.
They are endangered so thats good.
5/25

Overall Likability:
They look like this dog's butt wearing a wig and glasses.
I really don't like em.
They make me feel uncomfortable.
If I was gonna pick any ape i'd pick an orangatang.
We all know it looks disgusting.
Thats an animal that no one would visit at the zoo.
5/25

Overall appearance:5
Strength: 20
Survival:5
Likability: 5
Total: 35/100

35/100. I am not being mean. God wants this thing to die out. RIP in pieces.


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SPEED ROUND
Reindeer get like a 70/100
Partridges get like a 41/100
Penguins get like a 92/100